BLAST-OFF TOMORROW!
Instead of another day’s chronicle, I’m updating my monthly Action List here, since I don’t have time to do both, since I have to go see my grandparents today then get a haircut then go with my mom to deliver several cactuses—they’re goodbye gifts to her friends and various persons and acquaintances.
ACTION LIST
Finish packing.
Move to Moon.
Do tele-conference with Galactic Snacking Solutions and become Off-Earth Snacks Ambassador.
Look for dinosaur bones on Moon (i.e. frozen ectoplasm that’s buried).
Summon Moon-ghosts (if any). Set them free.
Start Lunar Film Festival.
Get job writing movie reviews if there’s a job for that in Cosmopolis.
Test out José Ignacio’s voltage-ray in lunar gravity.
Develop six new flavors for Space Cakes. Propose them to GaSnakSo.
Come up with snack company name in case I decide to start my own company instead of working for GaSnakSo. Example: Boon’s Nibbles & Nosh Ltd.
Try to keep up patrols in the Eleven Deadly Realms if reachable from Moon.
If not, find out why not.
Get a good night’s sleep.
Set booby traps on lunar surface for space-vermin.
Convince Taji to focus less on cars, more on art.
Be nice to Mom.
Be nice to Dad.
Get José Ignacio a personality transplant.
Decode existence.
Fix it.
*** Inform people that when they write to me up in Cosmopolis, they have to use a Moonmail stamp. Regular postage isn’t enough. They can pin this reminder to their bulletin boards:
